Well it would appear that shorty-shorty-short-shorts has
been one laaazy cannibal, but really I've been quite busy!
Been feelin powerful....
I'll be performing along side some amazing LA artists at Mastodon Mesa, here is a link to the show, drop by and participate!
And I am ecstatic to report that I'll be coordinating an event at The Cinefamily this Saturday night. I would try to describe it to you, but just take a look at this and then imagine all the fun stuff I'm planing.... yeah it's pretty good isn't it? Here is a promo for the event, and if that doesn't git yer panties wet then you can't be helped:
I want one of these but my friend Mya said they are illegal and also says that "you can't neuter a hermaphroditic mollusk"
I'm really into this childrens book called Millions Of Cats by Wanda Gag:
Went to Shareen Vintage yesterday for a job interview. The position is "in house stylist" and OH MAN!!!! Do I want it bad. Its an AMAZING store. If you're in LA check it out for sure, no boys allowed. While I was there for the interview I purchased an outrageous dress:
I feel kinda like this today
and this
love always,
Shortshorts
Saturday, June 26, 2010
speaking of the bird in my freezer, I would really like to work here, or volunteer here, or just be aloud to walk into this place. This photo is from one of the backrooms at the Museum of Natural History in NY, birds in drawers,
This is also a good thing to do with dead birds.
does anyone wanna tat this on me? i would do it myself but i had a bit of a scare a few days ago, which landed me (and shortshorts) at a god-fearing, ink hating Boston loving-urgent care clinic everythings fine, don worry, the diagnosis turned out to be that god was just punishing me for poking myself. anyway. this is next on my list, horny toad cryin blood.