yawn yawn yann

Love you always,

Shortshorts

millions of mollusks

I want one of these but my friend Mya said they are illegal and also says that "you can't neuter a hermaphroditic mollusk"

I'm really into this childrens book called Millions Of Cats by Wanda Gag:

Went to Shareen Vintage yesterday for a job interview. The position is "in house stylist" and OH MAN!!!! Do I want it bad. Its an AMAZING store. If you're in LA check it out for sure, no boys allowed. While I was there for the interview I purchased an outrageous dress:

I feel kinda like this today

and this

love always,

Shortshorts

speaking of the bird in my freezer,
I would really like to work here, or volunteer here, or just be aloud to walk into this place. This photo is from one of the backrooms at the Museum of Natural History in NY,
birds in drawers,















This is also a good thing to do with dead birds.

does anyone wanna tat this on me? i would do it myself but i had a bit of a scare a few days ago, which landed me (and shortshorts) at a god-fearing, ink hating Boston loving-urgent care clinic
everythings fine, don worry, the diagnosis turned out to be that god was just punishing me for poking myself.
anyway. this is next on my list, horny toad cryin blood.


lovin apache

"She followed him from Phoenix out to Californ, and then she passed out on the bed"

lil shortyshortshorts is back in Cali this weekend. I decided not to drive myself out there this time because the Bus was cheaper AND an adventure and if the summer time is for ANYTHING it's for an adventure.... needless to say it was far from fun. Bus left at 11:30pm, was packed, and sleep was not an option. I would have sedated myself beyond the two glasses of wine I had with Apache Presley before I left but I didn't want anyone stealin my shit while I was knocked out on dramamine.

Verdict: I would pay any amount of money to never take the Greyhound bus ever again, however this is adorable:

I found this photo and thought of Apache Presley and the bird in her freezer.

mix tape.

As per usual, my love affair with Luna continues. This song... I just.... this song...

I wish the quality were a little better but it's some nice early footage.

love always,

shortshorts

Beyonce knows

L got me on this Beyonce kick.

I officially think Beyonce is a positive female role model in pop culture, not to mention she teamed up with Lady Gaga in one of the most nonsensical videos of all time... which is awesome.

But on a more serious note.... if I were a boy....

annnnnnnnnd this video is fuckin fantastic, clean, simple, I'm glad it is what it is.

we belong to nobody

... nobody belongs to us, we don't even belong to each other....